Brice and James are back to basics, and I mean that literally. A conversation about the leaked Millenium Falcon pics leads into a long and interesting (at least to us) discussion about a great Star Wars video game. James then horrify Brice with news of possible Indiana Jones casting, and then, Game of Thrones is broken down nearly spoiler free. Also… X-men is discussed.
Big Jim Willig of the Big and Loud Podcast returns to talk music. What was supposed to be a easy and fun discussion turns into a serious break down of our favorite bands and reminiscions of meting Metallica. Our sincerest apologies, but the music overrides some of our comments. Thankfully, you still have two hours of our rambling and insanity.
So, we have our good friend Big Jim Willig on to talk about what it takes to be a stand up comedian and things go south at a phenomenal rate.
Do not be fooled by the episode title, it’s not as dirty as you might think. First off, We think the whole Apple Maps finding the Loch Ness Monster is a hoax. Oh yeah, we went there. We follow that with a couple of dumbass teenagers who show up the FBI and cost the city of Portland millions respectively. This leads to the horrifying truth about the evolution of the Daddy Longlegs, a new possibly habitable planet is discovered, people in Thailand are Way less uptight when it comes to STD PSAs, The movie about penis obsession that is taking the world by…. well, we don’t know if anyone knows about it yet, The X-Men director may or may not have done unspeakable things to one or more of his actors, Someone has invented the best Spider-Man web shooter ever, and Vegans want to open a restaurant in Jeffrey Dahmer’s old house.
This is one of those shows where afterwards you sit back and ask “What the #*%! did I just listen to?”
It starts innocently enough with a comedic flight attendant, which leads into a woman who uses airplane models to… well, you know. Then we discussed the possibility of a Battlestar Galactica Movie and what that could mean to the world, and more importantly, us! And then a debate on our childhood toys came up and it took us way off the reservation. Also, Big Jim Willig came on so that might have played a small part in what the hell happened.
In case you want to follow along:
The horror movie that is a Department of Transportation PSA. American want the U.S. to get more involved in the Ukraine, even though they have no idea where it is. If Marijauna becomes legal in the United States, does that mean Meth production will end? And what starts as news that Chewbacca will return in the new Star Wars turns in to a nostalgia trip into our childhoods!
Brice is out, Chef Cj is in! Brice had to work, so we secretly replaced him with Chef Cj, let’s see if anyone notices. On today’s show, we talk Nightmare clows and movie promotions, THE GOAT SIMULATOR GAME HAS ARRIvED! How long could you survive in the Zombie apocalypse? Werewolves are really into high fashion in Florida. The new breath mint that freshens your secretions, and the betterment of music through YouTube!
Ever have to go so bad, that you’re sure you might plotz a midget? That is essentially the plot of Bad Milo. So, James, Big Jim, and our good friend Chef Cj sat, ate eclairs and commented on the unique cinematic vision that was pollups… er Bad Milo. Part two of the March Double Feature!
A British teenager is sick to death of old men flashing their naughty bits at her, and chases on of these pervets down. A shopkeep with giant brass balls. Big Drug Company says F U to a dying 7 year-old. There are Assassins among us. Could cats be our new overlords? If they can stop doing really weird and adorable things, possibly. Batman and Iron man’s suits had babies. Man goes to Magic the Gathering tourny to pose with buttcracks. Cupcake kid is going to be a great politician one day. and finally facts that may make you listen to certain songs just a little bit differently.
Shopkeeper Is Like “Nope”
Arnold Schwarzenegger In A Tank
Benedict Cumberbatch Set To “Jaws”
Here’s What Happens When You Ask A Bunch Of Adults To Label Male And Female Reproductive Systems
3-Year-Old’s Argument For Cupcake For Dinner
11% of americans think HTML is a a sexually transmitted disease. WHAT!?! Putin may be the next Hitler. A lesson on the wonder of Bitcoin. We may have found Samantha’s next stalker target. You might be able to buy self cleaning dishes at IKEA. An idiot New Jersey teen is suing her parents for being her parents. James tries to convince Brice to buy a Bat Tumbler, and Pope Francis is the best Pope in the history of Popes.
The boys are back, and watching a movie filmed right near where they are watching it. A movie about ghosts and a ring and a nerd who desperately wants to be loved. At least, we think that’s what’s happening.
So, it is now safe to travel to New Zealand, thanks to an announcement by the prime minister. However, stay out of Kanasas as idiots are ruling the senate there. A huge sinkhole opened up under the Corvette Museum. An 800 pound snowball nearly destroys a drom right here in Portland. Austrailia doesn’t want you to come to their country. Iron man suits are real! And finally, there is a new game for the goat lover in you!
http://www.customs.gov.au/webdata/resources/files/Storyboard-Afghanistan.pdf the full Austrailian comic
http://www.goat-simulator.com/ The Goat Simulator
A barn explodes under the force of Cow Flatulence. Drunk Women can be just as bad as Drunk Men. The truly horrible mistakes being made with the Superman sequel. Republicans don’t want Pot legalized because of Lady Gaga. Russia’s President has a strange idea of what pedophilia is. And Google has something to really spice up your sex life, glasses that will make you the star of your own porn!
Why America should look to France for leadership, Our annual movie preview, Texting in a theater could get you shot, Scientist’s make a little girl’s dream for dragon come true, Justin Bieber is a hooligan, And NASA captures a picture of God fface palmining.
What a way to start off the New Year! Crazy pregnancies, Three hour orgasms, Geeky condom ads, PS4 Owners are pervs, An amazing BBQ is for sale in Austrailia, Morrisey is retarded, The best way to get suicidal men off buildings is a good sandwich, and Drunk men are really stupid!
Diagram of the Human Brain by Dr. Brice… age 8
Here we are at the end of the year, with our final movie commentary, this one chosen by Brice. The Boondock Saints. A movie so full of dark, chilling, truly frightening images that it should be on the top five of every horror movie list ever, and that’s just the scenes with Willem Dafoe! Enjoy kids, and we’ll see you in 2014! Coming soon… Samantha’s Movie Commentary!
So, Big Jim Willig drops in, and together, James and Brice help create a new adventure hero for our time. DP Jones, Long lost child of Indiana Jones, and the Amish. Then it’s the annual gift exchange, followed by a look at just what it is the Illuminati have in store for the human race, and just what Ridley Scott has to do with it. Happy Holidays Everyone!