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Episode 54 – Ready For Docking


This is one of those shows where afterwards you sit back and ask “What the #*%! did I just listen to?”
It starts innocently enough with a comedic flight attendant, which leads into a woman who uses airplane models to… well, you know. Then we discussed the possibility of a Battlestar Galactica Movie and what that could mean to the world, and more importantly, us! And then a debate on our childhood toys came up and it took us way off the reservation. Also, Big Jim Willig came on so that might have played a small part in what the hell happened.

In case you want to follow along:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07LFBydGjaM&feature=youtu.be
http://youtu.be/zxX0DKE3oqw
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Episode 53 – GIJoepire

The horror movie that is a Department of Transportation PSA. American want the U.S. to get more involved in the Ukraine, even though they have no idea where it is. If Marijauna becomes legal in the United States, does that mean Meth production will end? And what starts as news that Chewbacca will return in the new Star Wars turns in to a nostalgia trip into our childhoods!

Episode 52 – Sex mints

 

Brice is out, Chef Cj is in! Brice had to work, so we secretly replaced him with Chef Cj, let’s see if anyone notices. On today’s show, we talk Nightmare clows and movie promotions, THE GOAT SIMULATOR GAME HAS ARRIvED! How long could you survive in the Zombie apocalypse? Werewolves are really into high fashion in Florida. The new breath mint that freshens your secretions, and the betterment of music through YouTube!

FVC – BAD MILO!

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Ever have to go so bad, that you’re sure you might plotz a midget? That is essentially the plot of Bad Milo. So, James, Big Jim, and our good friend Chef Cj sat, ate eclairs and commented on the unique cinematic vision that was pollups… er Bad Milo. Part two of the March Double Feature! 

 

Commentary: Rawhead Rex

The ladies are back with a new movie commentary!  Samantha has moved to a new state and compiled a couple friends to watch one of the cheesiest horror movies ever!  Sit back and get bapTIZed by the “terror” of Rawhead Rex!
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Episode 51 – Cats are awesome and really weird

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A British teenager is sick to death of old men flashing their naughty bits at her, and chases on of these pervets down. A shopkeep with giant brass balls. Big Drug Company says F U to a dying 7 year-old. There are Assassins among us. Could cats be our new overlords? If they can stop doing really weird and adorable things, possibly. Batman and Iron man’s suits had babies. Man goes to Magic the Gathering tourny to pose with buttcracks. Cupcake kid is going to be a great politician one day. and finally facts that may make you listen to certain songs just a little bit differently.


Shopkeeper Is Like “Nope”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNHpI5Qncos

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger In A Tank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4lnVx2BAYk

Benedict Cumberbatch Set To “Jaws”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPyFzLeRYpg

Here’s What Happens When You Ask A Bunch Of Adults To Label Male And Female Reproductive Systems

 

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/heres-what-happens-when-you-ask-a-bunch-of-adults-to-label-m

3-Year-Old’s Argument For Cupcake For Dinner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFYsJYPye94

Episode 50 – The Pope Is A BA!

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11% of americans think HTML is a a sexually transmitted disease. WHAT!?! Putin may be the next Hitler. A lesson on the wonder of Bitcoin. We may have found Samantha’s next stalker target. You might be able to buy self cleaning dishes at IKEA. An idiot New Jersey teen is suing her parents for being her parents. James tries to convince Brice to buy a Bat Tumbler, and Pope Francis is the best Pope in the history of Popes.

Episode 49 – Not an Alien Lizard

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So, it is now safe to travel to New Zealand, thanks to an announcement by the prime minister. However, stay out of Kanasas as idiots are ruling the senate there. A huge sinkhole opened up under the Corvette Museum. An 800 pound snowball nearly destroys a drom right here in Portland. Austrailia doesn’t want you to come to their country. Iron man suits are real! And finally, there is a new game for the goat lover in you!


 

http://www.customs.gov.au/webdata/resources/files/Storyboard-Afghanistan.pdf  the full Austrailian comic

 

http://www.goat-simulator.com/ The Goat Simulator

Episode 48 – Methane Is Bad

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A barn explodes under the force of Cow Flatulence. Drunk Women can be just as bad as Drunk Men. The truly horrible mistakes being made with the Superman sequel. Republicans don’t want Pot legalized because of Lady Gaga. Russia’s President has a strange idea of what pedophilia is. And Google has something to really spice up your sex life, glasses that will make you the star of your own porn!

Episode 46 – And God Face Palmed

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Why America should look to France for leadership, Our annual movie preview, Texting in a theater could get you shot, Scientist’s make a little girl’s dream for dragon come true, Justin Bieber is a hooligan, And NASA captures a picture of God fface palmining.

Episode 45 – Iron Maiden is Ribbed For Her Pleasure

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What a way to start off the New Year! Crazy pregnancies, Three hour orgasms, Geeky condom ads, PS4 Owners are pervs, An amazing BBQ is for sale in Austrailia, Morrisey is retarded, The best way to get suicidal men off buildings is a good sandwich, and Drunk men are really stupid!


Diagram of the Human Brain by Dr. Brice… age 8

FVC Special – Boondock Saints

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Here we are at the end of the year, with our final movie commentary, this one chosen by Brice. The Boondock Saints. A movie so full of dark, chilling, truly frightening images that it should be on the top five of every horror movie list ever, and that’s just the scenes with Willem Dafoe! Enjoy kids, and we’ll see you in 2014! Coming soon… Samantha’s Movie Commentary!

Episode 44 – Dutch Pennsylvania Jones

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So, Big Jim Willig drops in, and together, James and Brice help create a new adventure hero for our time. DP Jones, Long lost child of Indiana Jones, and the Amish. Then it’s the annual gift exchange, followed by a look at just what it is the Illuminati have in store for the human race, and just what Ridley Scott has to do with it. Happy Holidays Everyone!