Commentary: Rawhead Rex

The ladies are back with a new movie commentary!  Samantha has moved to a new state and compiled a couple friends to watch one of the cheesiest horror movies ever!  Sit back and get bapTIZed by the “terror” of Rawhead Rex!
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Episode 51 – Cats are awesome and really weird

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A British teenager is sick to death of old men flashing their naughty bits at her, and chases on of these pervets down. A shopkeep with giant brass balls. Big Drug Company says F U to a dying 7 year-old. There are Assassins among us. Could cats be our new overlords? If they can stop doing really weird and adorable things, possibly. Batman and Iron man’s suits had babies. Man goes to Magic the Gathering tourny to pose with buttcracks. Cupcake kid is going to be a great politician one day. and finally facts that may make you listen to certain songs just a little bit differently.


Shopkeeper Is Like “Nope”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNHpI5Qncos

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger In A Tank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4lnVx2BAYk

Benedict Cumberbatch Set To “Jaws”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPyFzLeRYpg

Here’s What Happens When You Ask A Bunch Of Adults To Label Male And Female Reproductive Systems

 

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/heres-what-happens-when-you-ask-a-bunch-of-adults-to-label-m

3-Year-Old’s Argument For Cupcake For Dinner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFYsJYPye94

Episode 50 – The Pope Is A BA!

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11% of americans think HTML is a a sexually transmitted disease. WHAT!?! Putin may be the next Hitler. A lesson on the wonder of Bitcoin. We may have found Samantha’s next stalker target. You might be able to buy self cleaning dishes at IKEA. An idiot New Jersey teen is suing her parents for being her parents. James tries to convince Brice to buy a Bat Tumbler, and Pope Francis is the best Pope in the history of Popes.

Episode 49 – Not an Alien Lizard

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So, it is now safe to travel to New Zealand, thanks to an announcement by the prime minister. However, stay out of Kanasas as idiots are ruling the senate there. A huge sinkhole opened up under the Corvette Museum. An 800 pound snowball nearly destroys a drom right here in Portland. Austrailia doesn’t want you to come to their country. Iron man suits are real! And finally, there is a new game for the goat lover in you!


 

http://www.customs.gov.au/webdata/resources/files/Storyboard-Afghanistan.pdf  the full Austrailian comic

 

http://www.goat-simulator.com/ The Goat Simulator

Episode 48 – Methane Is Bad

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A barn explodes under the force of Cow Flatulence. Drunk Women can be just as bad as Drunk Men. The truly horrible mistakes being made with the Superman sequel. Republicans don’t want Pot legalized because of Lady Gaga. Russia’s President has a strange idea of what pedophilia is. And Google has something to really spice up your sex life, glasses that will make you the star of your own porn!

Episode 46 – And God Face Palmed

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Why America should look to France for leadership, Our annual movie preview, Texting in a theater could get you shot, Scientist’s make a little girl’s dream for dragon come true, Justin Bieber is a hooligan, And NASA captures a picture of God fface palmining.

Episode 45 – Iron Maiden is Ribbed For Her Pleasure

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What a way to start off the New Year! Crazy pregnancies, Three hour orgasms, Geeky condom ads, PS4 Owners are pervs, An amazing BBQ is for sale in Austrailia, Morrisey is retarded, The best way to get suicidal men off buildings is a good sandwich, and Drunk men are really stupid!


Diagram of the Human Brain by Dr. Brice… age 8

FVC Special – Boondock Saints

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Here we are at the end of the year, with our final movie commentary, this one chosen by Brice. The Boondock Saints. A movie so full of dark, chilling, truly frightening images that it should be on the top five of every horror movie list ever, and that’s just the scenes with Willem Dafoe! Enjoy kids, and we’ll see you in 2014! Coming soon… Samantha’s Movie Commentary!