A British teenager is sick to death of old men flashing their naughty bits at her, and chases on of these pervets down. A shopkeep with giant brass balls. Big Drug Company says F U to a dying 7 year-old. There are Assassins among us. Could cats be our new overlords? If they can stop doing really weird and adorable things, possibly. Batman and Iron man’s suits had babies. Man goes to Magic the Gathering tourny to pose with buttcracks. Cupcake kid is going to be a great politician one day. and finally facts that may make you listen to certain songs just a little bit differently.
11% of americans think HTML is a a sexually transmitted disease. WHAT!?! Putin may be the next Hitler. A lesson on the wonder of Bitcoin. We may have found Samantha’s next stalker target. You might be able to buy self cleaning dishes at IKEA. An idiot New Jersey teen is suing her parents for being her parents. James tries to convince Brice to buy a Bat Tumbler, and Pope Francis is the best Pope in the history of Popes.
The boys are back, and watching a movie filmed right near where they are watching it. A movie about ghosts and a ring and a nerd who desperately wants to be loved. At least, we think that’s what’s happening.
So, it is now safe to travel to New Zealand, thanks to an announcement by the prime minister. However, stay out of Kanasas as idiots are ruling the senate there. A huge sinkhole opened up under the Corvette Museum. An 800 pound snowball nearly destroys a drom right here in Portland. Austrailia doesn’t want you to come to their country. Iron man suits are real! And finally, there is a new game for the goat lover in you!
A barn explodes under the force of Cow Flatulence. Drunk Women can be just as bad as Drunk Men. The truly horrible mistakes being made with the Superman sequel. Republicans don’t want Pot legalized because of Lady Gaga. Russia’s President has a strange idea of what pedophilia is. And Google has something to really spice up your sex life, glasses that will make you the star of your own porn!
Why America should look to France for leadership, Our annual movie preview, Texting in a theater could get you shot, Scientist’s make a little girl’s dream for dragon come true, Justin Bieber is a hooligan, And NASA captures a picture of God fface palmining.
What a way to start off the New Year! Crazy pregnancies, Three hour orgasms, Geeky condom ads, PS4 Owners are pervs, An amazing BBQ is for sale in Austrailia, Morrisey is retarded, The best way to get suicidal men off buildings is a good sandwich, and Drunk men are really stupid!
Here we are at the end of the year, with our final movie commentary, this one chosen by Brice. The Boondock Saints. A movie so full of dark, chilling, truly frightening images that it should be on the top five of every horror movie list ever, and that’s just the scenes with Willem Dafoe! Enjoy kids, and we’ll see you in 2014! Coming soon… Samantha’s Movie Commentary!
So, Big Jim Willig drops in, and together, James and Brice help create a new adventure hero for our time. DP Jones, Long lost child of Indiana Jones, and the Amish. Then it’s the annual gift exchange, followed by a look at just what it is the Illuminati have in store for the human race, and just what Ridley Scott has to do with it. Happy Holidays Everyone!