This show starts off pretty… well just pretty…. There are no words really. Big Jim can’t say where he is, but he and his team of highly trained mercenaries are keeping us safe from tyranny. Th stories of love and loss, and Jim really needs his own tv show.
Jim is a little late to the show today, and Samantha and James are curious as to when it officially becomes stalking? Jim got stalking to work for him. High school romantic failures, and the one that got away…
After two weeks we’re back. James, Brice and Samantha. yes Samantha. No Big Jim didn’t have gender re-assingment surgery. So where has she been? What has she been doing. She’s been bettering herself! Well, until The Rock gets mentioned. Trump is in serious trouble again.
I… I just… ugh.
A moral “What would you do” questions is posed at the start of the show. What would you do if you had a super power. The parameters are set, and we discover exactly what kind of people Big Jim, and Brice really are. A twisted humanitarian and a sexual deviant. honestly, who didn’t see that coming? British PE teachers get handsy, Spain is ill prepared for the zombie apocalypse, and science is trying to make your brain better.
Things get off to a normal start when for some reason the taste of Big Jim’s taint is compared to Viso Vigor. In a continuing effort to show how ridiculous the Internet is, the guys have uncovered some of the strangest conspiracy theories out there. From the idea the Saved by The Bell is an Illuminati indoctrination video, to the Denver airport being the world’s most vile den of evil to… a UFO diss battle??? Boy, we’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
Brice is out sick, and so Big Jim and James are left to discuss Big Jim’s new business venture, James amazing weight loss, the IT trailer, and all things Stephen king, and what is wrong with America? Why does everyone hate imagination???
Continuing on their search for ridiculousness, the guys have found a couple of “Legitimate” news stories from the religious right. This of course leads to another involved discussion about what religion means, and how it’s been mutated by people.
Chef CJ had a dilema and she came to James for help. She knew some children who had never seen the classic Killer Klowns From outer Space. James just couldn’t let that go unrectified. The Kids were stunned to silence, but the adults had a good time.
This week the guys did some homework, and after a small identity crisis, they dive into some of the more ridiculous “News” articles you can find on well known conservative news websites, proving that just because it’s on the web, doesn’t mean it’s legitimate.